Friday, December 25, 2009

"Why Me" moment


Thanks to Johnny for this one.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Monday, October 19, 2009

Self Piercing FAIL


Thank you to Matt for this one.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Large and in charge

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Thanks to Loser (really his/her name?) for this link.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Can I smoke pot in my closet?

Question: My dad used to do drugs. That's why he might be able to smell it. But I was thinking like if I went into my big walk-in closet ad put a blanket over my head and smoked a bowl 4 hours before my dad came home maybe he might not be able to smell it. Would that be safe? Also like is it safe to do while he's sleeping?

Answer: Ok, go into your closet, put a towel at the bottom of the door. Try not to let the smoke escape. Take a toilet paper roll and put a bounce sheet or two on the end, secure with an elastic. Everytime you blow out smoke, blow through the roll so that the smoke comes out the bounce sheet. Have febreze or whatever on hand. You should be fine.

Thank you, Martin, for sending this informative link over. P.S. your son i s smoking pot in his closet while you sleep.

Monday, August 31, 2009

How does one switch bodies?


Thanks to Tim for sending this link because he was so annoyed we hadn't updated this blog in a few weeks. Dear Yahoo Answers: How do I stop being lazy?

Monday, August 17, 2009

Is it necessary a condom for oral sex with escorts?

Question: I just don't feel anything when I have a condom and they are doing oral sex to me. Is it really necessary? Wich are the risks if I don't wear it?

See the original question posted by your boyfriend here.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Do you think this is a sign from GOD or not?

Question: I have prayed hard to GOD about my not being female but feeling like one. I have felt this way for twelve just about as early as I can remember. I have never been able to relate with boys my age. I have felt unfamiliar with them I guess because my dad left when I was 3 and I was raised around my mother and older sister that I looked up to. Around other boys I feel much shyer towards which isn't the case with girls. I have asked GOD to remove these feelings from me and to make me feel comfortable with what he made me. I would still be praying about it now if it weren't for what happenned two months ago I was diagnosed with xx male syndrome. I thought not much of it because they said my x chromosome had y material. It's a meiosis thing. Then results came in and I found out I was negative which means I had no y material and my xx chrosmoomes were truly xx chromosomes. Why would GOD make me this way if HE knew I felt very female in the first place? Wouldn't HE have waited if HE wanted to point me in the direction of being a man? Or made me feel very comfortable in my more so masculine body if that was what HE wanted for me? I know I have just asked a lot of questions but it would be very helpful if someone could tell me what they think of it?

See original question here.

Friday, August 14, 2009

How do I have sex with my boyfriend without my parents knowing?

Question: i am 14 so my parents would never want me to have sexual intercourse, but i really want to. i dont want to have a child yet i mean it is so tempting, i want to be naked and stuff. it is weird i just really want to do it, but i kno my parents would never let me, so how do i sneak it?

See original question here.


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Guys, I adopted a street dog as a pet..does street dogs have a breed name? this one has ears like rabbit...?

Question: It has sharp teeth's like all street dogs,its mouth is black,only thing is its ears is different from other street dogs...
5 hours ago - 4 days left to answer.
Additional Details
It has sharp teeth's like all street dogs,its mouth is black,only thing is its ears is different from other street dogs...

Here is the pic of it :
Thank you, Xander, for this worthy question from a sure to be excellent pet owner.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

f i tell the adoption agency the soon to be parents are bad will i get in trouble?

Question: my parents want to adopt someone from another country just so they can me our maid. if i call them and tell them what happening will they tell my parents i told them. i do not want to get into trouble. i think its unfair what they are doing!!!

what do i say when i call them?

Additional Details
i dont want them to go to jail. i was gonna record them saying they are gonna use her as a slave is that ok

Adopt this question's link here.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Do you think I would get caught sneaking out?

Question: Now before you say anything, NO i'm not sneaking out of my house. I just wonder if i did would i get caught. Ok so i snuck out alot before until my sister kinda told on me and my parents looked on my myspace page which had evidence. They didn't punish me but told me not to do it again, so i didn't. Then my parents decided to get a divorce so im definatly not gonna do it because i dont want to hurt them more. But i just want to know that if i didnt put that on my myspace page and my sister didnt know i snuck out do you think i would get caught? I used to oil the door henges and put a dummy in my bed. I would also lock the door behind me with a spare key. And i dont have an alarm. So what do you think?

Sneak out to original question here.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

If you wanted to meet Nelson Mandela how would you go about it?

Question: Do you have any ideas on where, when and how he most often meets with the public?

Answer: Break into his house?

See original question here.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Need females opinion on a nickname for me?

Question: What do you guys think of the nick name "Juicy" ?

Answer: what about balls

Thank you to Rachel of Today's News Art for this link.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

What should I buy a young Thai guy friend?

Answer (from Top Contributor): A guy would love to receive a wallet.
With your photo and some token currency of your country for remembrance. He can proudly tell his friends that he receive it as a gift from his long time foreign friend.
He will appreciate you each time he sees the wallet.
He can still keep it somewhere before it gets worn out.
Friendship never ends.

Answer 2: Ask him what size pants he wears and buy him some Lewis jeans.

See original question here.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Quarter thai quarter white half black ?

Question: any have a picture of anyone that has a simliar race to this?
im going to have a baby and would like an idea on how she/he would look
i know its to do with genetics
but just a rough sketch
thanks

Answer: I am sure the baby will be strikingly beautiful - congratulations on your varied background that you will bring to this lovely child..

Answer 2: Oh well I don't have a pic, but they pretty much look black.

See original question here.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Ramadan: I am awaiting to convert to Islam but I have a problem?

Question: Hi my names Justin and I'm am uhh like the umm "the hot guy" if u know what I mean. But I want to convert to islam but umm what about the babes? like, i like girls and they like me :D. but some times it gets annoying. like i see hos every day telling me "omg hey justin, i love you" we hug and stuf blah blah but sometimes i get texts 80 million text from 80 million people saying "omg justin what color should i paint my nails" "what color dress should i wear tommorrow" "can u come over to see my dress" like WDF. but uhh ok im getting to the point. can u do this in islam. cuz i like islam and islam is 100% perfect. i am very smart. i read alot about islam and the scientific miracles. but the thing is, no more girls hanging out with guys :OOOO thats like a crime! how can i stay in islam while doing this. if i cant then how am i gonna tell my friends this -.-

seriously help! i stoped getting gfs becuz of islam cuz i was scared wen my muslim friend told me a story :'( im 16 turning 17. i like hockey, football, surfing, basketball , i skate blah blah.. im buff :D pretty muscled guy. gals love me. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH help? :'(

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Why does prince wear pumps ?

Question: i understand that he's short but still i'm jiust wondering

Answer: WRONG CATEGORY!

See original question here.

Monday, June 29, 2009

I can't bring a child into a world that doesn't have michael jackson?

Question: my husband and i have been trying to get pregnant for 2 years and i finally found out i was last week. but now i am just so sad over the loss of michael jackson that i dont even think i can bring a baby into this world. my husband says he understands and supports me but i dont think he understands fully. i want to abort. i want to abort right now because michael jackson has died. should i tell my husband this? i dont want to sound crazy. will he support me?

Answer: www.whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

Thanks Amber for this link from someone's someday mother.

Is anyone blogging about how "alt" you are?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

I am 16 and need money in one day. how do i get it?

Question: i know i need a co signer for a loan, and i would need to find one. but are there any ways like asking strangers nicely for money or telling them youd pay them back?

Thanks to Tim for this link.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

If you die, what happens to your Myspace?

Question: Like if you die does your Myspace just delete itself or does a friend do it? Or does it just sit there unattended?

Answer: It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.

Thanks Elizabeth for this link. Hope you don't die before Myspace is totally out of style. Like in the next month.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Could you take on the Joker in a wrestling match?

Question: if so, what match:
a) Ladder match
b) Cage match
c) TLC Match - Tables Ladders & Chairs
d) Tag team match w/ one of you contacts (who?)
or
d) in EXTREME RULES

Thanks to Anthony for this puzzling question. Link here.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Where is the editor's name located on Wikipedia?

Question: I have to do a research paper and it requires a Works Cited page. I used Wikipedia for most of it but I can't seem to find the editor's name. I need this done by tomorrow so the quicker you answer me the more I could get from it. Thanks

Thanks to John for the link.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Since women who wear bikinis aren't Christian (or at least practicing Christian), aren't most people atheist?

Question: If you go to the beach, most women (ages 18- and over), wear bikinis-and they wear them shamelessly. Now I know that atheists have different morals, but for Christians this is a clear no no. So, aren't most people atheist?
4 weeks ago

Additional Details

Women who wear bikinis may not be intending to cause other men to sin by looking at them with lust, but that does not matter. Women know that they are beautiful and that we guys love them a lot so whether or not they want to be sexy is not the point-because they are in fact. If you place hundred dollar bills on your kitchen counter you could believe that a contractor who comes in won't be tempted by them (you want them there for convenience). However, because it is a lot of money, he will in fact be tempted.

4 weeks ago

Imprinted, I said that you are not a PRACTICING CHRISTIAN.

4 weeks ago

Heatre24, because it says in the bible that he who looks at a woman with lust commits adultery with her in his heart. (Also read above comments for further analysis). You are not a practicing Christian.

4 weeks ago

Maggie, yes it does, you are not a practicing Christian. TO ALL: I SAID THAT IF YOU WEAR A BIKINI YOU ARE NOT A PRACTICING CHRISTIAN BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING IMMODEST WHICH IS A VICE AND BECAUSE YOU ARE CAUSING MEN TO SIN!!!!!!!!!!!

4 weeks ago

Youdontknow, no women do not. They may look happily at men but they are not as VISUALLY SEXUALLY VOLUPTUOUS AS US!

4 weeks ago

Everyone, please come down. You know what I am talking about and the only reason you are reluctant to accept it is because you know it is wrong.

4 weeks ago

x.love, you are not a practicing Christian, you may believe it, but then you would be delusional.

4 weeks ago

Curios, you have a very shallow and fundamentalist grasp of morality. BTW, do you honestly believe that modesty is not a virtue? If it is not a virtue, I dare you to say it right now!
Best Answer: I assume you want all women in a burka...

Not gonna happen my friend unless the Taliban end up ruling the western world.

Source(s):

My brain....

See original question here. Thanks, Eunice!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Do you feel guilty ?

Question: when you need to expose some of your body for others? in public?

See original question here.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

How turn computer monitor into mirror?

Question: Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work.

Answer: try a really big hammer

Thank you, Nick, for this informative link.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

IIs there anny bad questions to ask an ouija board?

Question: This is my first time and im 13 should i have adult guideance
?

Thanks to Lia for the link to this spooky questions

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

How long does it take semen to dry in a condom?

Question: I found a condom that I do not believe is mine, I have been away at work for 6 days and I know that we didn't have sex at least 2 days previous. So thats 8 days and the condom still has wet semen in it. I found it in our master bedroom washroom

Thanks to Evan for sending the link.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Why is my jump shot so silky smooth?

Question: Seriously, it's like poetry in motion...

Answer: Hmmm, what do u mean? Jump shot? Playing basketball? Hmmm. Show us maybe? Den maybe u can enlighten and satisfy us. Thanks.

See original question here

Friday, April 10, 2009

Do blacks hate whites for what they did like racism and segregation?

Question: ok i was just wondering if blacks hate whites because of what happened in the past and all. i have and uncle who cannot stand whites. he hates them because he says his only son was killed during the racism period

See original question here.

Is old semen on the cloth without washing for many months causes HIV?

Question: i masturbate myself daily since 6-7 months & keeping my sperm on cloth, but i don't think to wash it.......
though i dont having s*x wth girls.................

See original question here.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Help.....SERIOUS??????????????…

Question: i ate a baguette yesterday.. and since then my back has been hurting.. it hurts the right shoulderblade to the bottom... it feels a bit stuck what could it be and i feel a bit sick

Answer: DID YOU SURGICALLY PUT IT IN YOUR SHOULDER BLADE? THAT WOULD DO IT.

See original question here .

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

How do I use twitter.com to contact and tweet newstation people?

Question: I have joined twitter.com and I hear a lot of news station anchors say that they have been "twittered" or "tweeted" by a member of the public with their comments. I can't find any way to do this. The way it looks to me is that all you can do with Twitter is to say in 140 characters what you are doing today - so what is its purpose? Sorry - 2 questions. I would love some help with this.

See original question here

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

How do I write to:www.family circus?

Question: I wish to comment on the Family Circus cartoon in the Sunday paper on this date.7-2-06

Best Answer -- Chosen by Asker: Use Yahoo or Google...
Asker's Rating1 out of 5
Asker's Comment: What I was asking, how do I write: www
or to Bill Keanes and Billy and to whom do I address it too and how. Thanks for your answer sir, .

See original question here

Sunday, April 5, 2009

I found a pill in my teenagers room please help!?

Question: I found 3 very large rectangular shaped pills that are white with absolutely no markings on them in the pocket of my sons jacket today. What could they possibly be? Please help!

Answer: i dont mean to sound rude, but if they are very large could they just be gum?

See original question here.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Whats the name of that 1980 one hit wonder?

Question: all i know about the song is that in the music video there all in overalls and the name eileen is in the song

Is Korn Good in Concert?

Question: I am thinking about seeing Korn at Lazerfest this year.

Answer: yeah
amazing


See original question here.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

What do you make a comeback to someone that says Dont rape me?

Question: like if you say someone is gay or stupid (like a burn or insult)

Answer: can't rape the willing

Thanks to David for this link.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Why does Whoopi Goldberg not have eyebrows!?!?!?

Answer: She is surprised at nothing so she doesn't need 'em.

Thanks to Brodie for the link.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Does anyone else who saw "Yes Man" with their parents think that it was awkward?

Question: I saw it with my parents and brother and everything was was SOOO awkward. I thought that the movie was hilarious, but my laughter was constricted by the awkwardness.

See original question here.

Is it illegal to walk around naked in your house with the blinds open?

Additional details: I love being naked, i think i'm a nudist, i have a small wiener too, well its small when its flacid... i like to think its evolution because it gets as small as possible when not in use and then when its ready.... BAM average length penis

See original question here.

Friday, March 20, 2009

What should I do with my childrens dungeon?

Question: My kids spend so much time down here in the dungeon. lol How do you think I can lighten it up and make it more comfortable for them?

Answer: It needs carpet....and bright accessories since everything is black white or silver. I kind of like the look of the unfinished ceiling though. Just add some plants that don't require much light, and plenty of colorful bright accessories and wall hangings. Or paint the walls a cheery color like pale green or blue.

See original question here.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

If someone who normally has small penis due to fatness, when he loses weight will his penis grow?

Question: what can you say? 

i am fat and my penis is small. is it possible that when I lose weight and become sexy, my penis will become longer?

See original question here . 

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Should I invite these asians to my party?

Question
Party info:
-A party of 20-30, friends from school and outside the school (ages 15-19)
- Dress up party/semi-formal( like a prom but tie is suit and tie are optional)
-I'm the host (all expenses are on me)
- Reason: celebrating the end of a good school year
-10 PM A teen club/bar which can serve alcohol if there's an adult supervision, I happen to have friends who are 18 years old coming to my party..(my friends from Rotary Interact)
-Around 12 Midnight, we go to my house, have drinks while swimming, then games or play, then we all sleepover

Why am I planning now?:
Because early reservation is required for this bar because it's always full in summer.

My question:
Should I invite these asians(Vietnamese, Filipinos, Chinese, etc.) to my party?

My reason not to:
1 I'm not comfortable with them because I think they won't enjoy my party....since I think they're not use to the culture of parties and the majority of people are white
2 I'm not really friends with them, but we talk sometimes
3 Awkward sometimes

My reason to invite them:
1I don't want to be perceived as racist or an elitist
2Well, I know them.....


I'm just wondering, because right now I am really confused...



Uhmm but I almost don't talk to these asian people...

and I was once involved in a word-fight between this viet guy who thought that i was hitting on her asian girlfriend..AHHH!


private school btw..

Answer 1: Don't invite them IMO they don't know how to party

Answer 2: If you invite the Filipinos...it's going to turn into a dance party..trust me..

See original question here

Monday, March 9, 2009

What can I do to make people stop hating me?

Question: Ok this is what happened, I found a test and all the answers to. i then sent this test to a bunch of people on myspace. The next day, I got caught by a snitch who snitched me out, becasue he found out that I sent it. I got detention, then the people who looked at the answers started to get detention. Right now it is like 25-30 people. No one is talking to me and people yell at me. And I hear girls talking bad stuff behind my back. What can i do to make people stop hating me, I don't think they will ever get over it.

Answers: (o)

See original question here

Sunday, March 8, 2009

'We The People' on the American Constitution is in what writing font?

Question: i'm looking to find out what Font wrighting is We The People is on the American Constitutuion so i can use that font in a Word Prosseser

See original question here.
Thanks, Josh!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Is it safe to wear a vibrator under my clothes while im at school?

Question: So i have this vibrator and i had an idea. I figured i could put it in me and then wear my clothes over top of it. Then go to school with it in me.

Would that be dangerous to my health? I don't think it would be since you do the same with a tampon only it doesn't vibrate. But i want to be sure.

Answer:
It wouldn't be dangerous, except if you are using it in your rectum.
Test have shown that men who use vibrators in their rectum are more likely to develop rectal cancer.
The vibrations make changes in the cells of the big insistent that lead to a cancer that can not be controlled and the only treatment for this type cancer is surgical removal of a large part of the bowel.
Source(s):
Mri & xray tect.

See original question here.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Ladies I've been constipated for six days. Somebody suggested prunes. Do I take them orally or anally?

Question: I bought a pack of dried ones but there are no instructions on the pack.

Answer: you can take them either way


See original question here.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Does curly hair look like pupes???

Answer: YES, YES, GET THEM SHAVED IF THERE DARK, LOOKS ALOT LIKE MUFF

See original question here.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Im sixteen and my boyfriend sucks my breast can he get std or anything from that?

Question: please let me know...my boyfriend sucks my breast and im scared that he may get std or hiv or something

Answer: omg..he sucks your breast?

See original question here.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

How much to cats cost?

Question: tell me the cheapest price (by the way i'm not cheap).

See original question here.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Am I sick to think that the guys on shows like Gossip Girl are totally hot?

Question: OK, before you call me a pedophile, hear me out. I was watching one of those shows about high school students (you know, the ones where the actors probably aren't in high school anyways), and couldn't help but think that the guys on those shows are really hot! Like, has anyone ever seen Zach Effron? Is it wrong for me to think this? I am 25. Do any other adult females feel the same way?

Answer: It's only weird because you're the new Cardinal of the New York Catholic diocese.

See original question here.

Monday, February 23, 2009

When Wicked movie gets released how many oscars do you think it'll get?

Question: Gregory Maguire, author of Wicked book, says that a film will be brought out in 2013.
I can't wait!!!
How many oscars do you think it will win?
Because it's very successful!

Answer: 4000000000000000000000000000000000000000...
.5

See original question here

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Don't you think it should resume warming before we refer to "the climate crisis?" WHAT "climate crisis?"?

Answer: I don't believe in global warming. =p But i believe in Chelsea mate! BLUES FOREVER!

See original question here.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Why is this change w/Jay Leno even happening? Conan O'Brian admits his parents paid for him to have a show did?

Question: Did O'Brien's family pay for him to take over the tonight show which almost kicked Jay out completely? What is really going on?

See original question here

Do you think I hurt my baby by eating this cake?

Question: I'm 37 weeks pregnant and just ate a piece of cake from my baby shower a couple days ago. The cake has been sitting on the counter. It is store bought. After eating it, I wondered what was in it, like milk in the icing. Then sitting on the counter. Now I'm not feeling well, but it's likely all in my head. The baby's moving a lot and I ate it around 3 hours ago.

Answer: maybe if it was rum cake...You should not consume alchool when preygo, unless you want a leotardo baby.

See original question here.

Will I be born a Cartoon Character name Scooby-Doo when I'm born again?

Answer: Ri ron't row.

See original question here.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I am a Nigerian prince and i find it to associate with foriegn chicks why, girls please apply!?

Question: mail to cidieschat@yahoo.com

Answer: Well my husband is from a foriegn land and sometimes it is hard with all the diffenceces people have from differnt countries But I love foriegn men I guess I just love how we are so differnt you never run out of things to talk about or to argue about LOL Believe me when I tell you there are lots of woman out there looking for a Nigerian Prince just wait and see I have a friend from Nigeria and went to a few partys and those guys were sexy oh by the way I am American Indian move to Kansas City maybe you will have better luck See Ya

See original question here

Monday, February 16, 2009

Do you think I'm a vampire?

Question: I have fangs, I live off human blood, and I react to the sunlight.

Answer:
Yo! If you lived off human blood you would be dead. REAL vampires drink blood occasionally to maintain a healthy immune system because they have an energy deficiency. They still eat food though! You didn't say how you reacted to sunlight. Lots of people have fangs, but real vampires tend to have slightly pointier teeth than most, not just the canines, however. I think you're a poser, but if you want to find out if you're a real vampire visit the links below. And eat some food before you die.

Source(s):

http://www.vampirewebsite.com

http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Did Elliott Spitzer get busted in eharmony prostitution ring?

Question: Did Elliott Spitzer get busted in eharmony prostitution ring?

Details: Naughty Naughty. 

See original question here. Find your perfect prostitute based on 29 DimensionsTM of personality that are scientifically-based predictors of long-term relationship success here

Monday, February 9, 2009

What is this song, it is a parody of Aladdin a whole new world and has sex refrences in it?

Answer: A Whole Nude World

Someone wrote it in the mid 90's

"I can open your thighs, take you wonder by wonder, over sideways and under, on a magic matress ride. A whole nude world. A sizzling place I never knew, but when you're way down there, engrossed in hair, now I'm in a whole nude world with you..."

Source(s): Common Sense

See original question here. See full lyrics to "A Whole Nude World" here. Hear it here

Friday, February 6, 2009

Girlfriend aint had period since?

Question: ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant

Answer: take her to a dr.we can't answer ur question in this room

See original question here. Thanks, Max, as always for the tip concerning pregnancy and/or STDs. 

What is the best support bra for women with DDD?

Question: What do you think is the best brand of bras for women with DDD breasts? I would prefer a bra that supports, lifts, and separates. No wire is also preferred. Please respond only if you have experience in this area. Thank you.

Answer: I'm not sure but whats your number?

See original question here.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

HOW DO I FIND MY WITCH NAME?

Question: i get most of it but it the last part with the letters and numbers that i dont get

Answer: you dont find your witch name it chooses you and if you get or use a goddess or gods name you must live up to the expetations and not slander there name. so your name will come to you in good time.mabey through a dream so pay attention to them

See original question here

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

What would ZEUS favorite modern day resort be ? ?

Question: what would zeus greek god favorite modern day resort be and why?
thanks for help

Answer 1: It would have to be somewhere with a lot of beautiful ladies. How about Las Vegas? You have the glitter of the city, the over-the-top casinos, beautiful show girls and yet the astonishing natural beauty of 2 Nationals (Bryce & Zion Parks) which are only a 100 miles or so away.

Answer 2: SANDALS, duh.

See original question here

Monday, February 2, 2009

How do I get my 3-D glasses from the government after the TVs go 3-D on Feb 22?

Question: I know that all the TVs will turn in to 3D-TV on Feb 22, but I keep getting mixed info about where how to get my glasses. I overheard a woman at church say that you had to get a special coupon from the government, but then the other day, I heard a commercial saying that the grocery store had them for free and you could just pick them up. What is going on here? I don't even care if my tv is in 3-D... personally, but I guess that if the govt. says that 3-D TV is better, who am I to argue?

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Hi My Date of Birth is 9th october 1982, 18:20 hours in kolkata. Can i be successful in farm product bussiness?

Question: I have Mithun Rashi but Rahu is also placed in Mithun... I have saturn and jupiter together in tula. I have sun mercury (retrogate) and venus in kanya. I want to know wether i will have any heigher education? Also saturn in 7th house denote problem in married life and very late marriage...how much difficult will be my married life...I also have Mangal in scorpio...most of the astrologer said that mangal in its own sign in mesha lagna cancels the mangalik dosh...Is that really so??? please help

One more issues is neechasta venus with tungasta mercury gets a bepareet raj yoga..at least thats what many people said?? does that means i can be into music compositions and guitating etc??

Answer: my deepest apologies, but finding someone with the ability to tell you your future over the internet. only a psychic with that sort of ability could tell you.
you also don't really give enough detail for anyone to know.
i have some psychic ability, and even though this is not my area of expertise, i can tell you that much.
~stardriven09

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Why is becoming an Air Traffic Controller hard?

Question: I've heard its hard.. can someone tell me why that is? I have a good memory.. I can make quick decisions.. long hours would not be a problem cause I have insomnia and don't need sleep.. love planes and helping people keep their lives :)

Answer: as long as you can keep your life it's fine. highest suicide rate of any job out there..

Crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question: What are the physical signs that someone is using crack? Is it normal to sleep for more than 12 hours? Please help!!!

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Why are these cartoon avatars hot porn star like but the women they represent are ugly and fat?

Question: Do any of you look remotely like your animated avatar? Not her fat ugly sister? Does avatar porn exist and where do I download it?

See original question here.  See also related question

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Have You Ever Become A Gawker Because This Boy/Girl Looked So Good?

Question: I Did It For The First Time Today, She Looked Like A 100 Dollar Bill.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

What sexuality would you say i am?

Question: Im neither gay, bi, or straight. some people call me asexual but thats not possible because that would mean i could reproduce without a sperm. so how would you say my sexuality?

Answer: definitely homosexual.

Who would win a fight between a million army ants and a man with 10,000 cans of Raid?

Question: Does the army ants reputation precede them? Are they overrated? Can one man only armed with limitless cans of Raid hope to defeat them in combat? In a fight to the death.

See original question here.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Is Taco Bell real ?

Question: My brother, jerimis, keeps on tellung me about this place where they sell tacos for about a dollar called Taco Bell. Is this place real or is he lying?

Answer: yes it's real
and now they even have tacos of your choice starting at .89

Asker's Rating:
5 out of 5
Asker's Comment:
THANK YOU. I went there and It was great! I bought a toco supreme and a crunch wrap supreme!! YUM!

How long do you get for trafficking?

Question: my brother got caught in hawaii in a drug sting and was charged with selling drugs witin a 1000ft. of a school about five pounds worth of metanphetamine

Answer: Your brother is in luck! While creating, and being in, traffic is quite a nuisance, it is not illegal. I am 87 years young and I drive very slow causing much traffic behind me. I've been caught before, even near a school, and there is nothing they can do. The whippersnappers. I've also been caught, not looking back when backing up, refusal to see a red light, and not being able to see over the steering wheel. They can't do anything. To hell with them. It's your electric horse carriage, you can do what you want.

Monday, January 26, 2009

How do you send a complaint to Google?

Question: Today Google did not post a doodle for Chinese New Year on their homepage and I would like to let them know. Where can I find an email to send a complaint to?

Have you ever heard anyone call President Obama "B-Rock" (barack)?

Question: At first, I thought it sounded cool, but then I thought it could be derogatory, which is it? What would B-rock mean in slang terms?

Answer: i call him barry

See original question here. Thanks to Tricia for pointing out this informative question.

Friday, January 23, 2009

My boyfriend has genital herpes can i still get pregnant by him?

Question: Ok so my boyfriend told me he has genital herpes. Is it possible for me to get pregnant by him in a safe way? Also, am i guaranteed to have genital herpes if we have unprotected sex?

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Why do people call me a chode at work?

QuestionWhen I do something good at work, people say 'nice job Chode'. When I ask what that means, they say its just a saying. What does it mean?


Best Answer (chosen by Asker): Its a compliments. A very high one at that. You should be proud, you're doing a good job and the people at work are letting you know it. Keep it up! And when someone else does something good around the job, be sure to let them know by saying the same thing. You da man!

Asker's Rating:

5 out of 5


Thank you. It made me feel good. 
See original question here . Thanks for the tip, Max !

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

How many candles are burning in your home right now?

QuestionI have two...one in the living room...and a small one in the kitchen......I love candles...don't you?

Best Answer: Judy, I can't go a day without my candles. There's just something about candles that can sooth me like nothing else.
To be honest, I will spend more money on candles than anything else. I'm not a very materialistic person but I will go over- board when buying candles. lol

It's about 10:00pm here and I have 6 candles burning.

I have two burning in my bathroom and three in the livingroom where I am currently on my laptop. The other is in my kitchen. 

I love taking a nice hot bath with my candles glowing. 

That's when I'm at my most relaxed.
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Would Aretha Franklin's hat been cooler if it had light-up features or shot in the sky when she finished?

Answer: I think it should have started turning like a giant propeller and then she could have lifted off and flown away.

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If you had a choice between Barack Obama inauguration or having a orgy with 5 of the wwe diva's what would you?

QuestionI would have the orgy with Layla,Maria,Mickie James,Michelle Mccool and Lilian Garcia.

Answer: An orgy with 5 WWE divas because i can Tivo the Inauguration and watch it later..Mickie James, Melina, Kelly Kelly, The Bellas
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

If an identical twin comitted a crime, would both twins be trialed?

Question: i'm working on a sciecommittedect with genes and i MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please, do tell...

Answer (by Mr. Smart Guy): Good question.

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Is fitness guru Richard Simmons really gay?

Or do people just say that because he has a high voice and loves his Mother? If he is not and doesn't live that way shouldn't the public stop picking on him?

Answer: dont know

and i really dont care

but he sure acts kinda fruity

but you seem to be quite upset over this, are you gay?

do you have a high voice?

do you love your mother?

do you wish people would stop picking on you?

its strange that youre so passionate about such a random topic

See original question here. Thanks to Emma for forwarding this.

Monday, January 12, 2009

What does it mean when someone wants to put "black" inside you?

Question: I heard this from a song by N.E.R.D.

Answer 1: According to all likelihood, it means "when someone wants to turn you into a mean person."
Example: In Star Wars, the bad guys want to get the good guy joining the "dark side of the force," in attempting to arouse anger. In Spiderman III, an obscure and unclear form of alien life turn the good guy into a bad one.
You see the picture.
Answer 2: Oo that means you're in real trouble. GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!
See original question here. Thanks for the tip, Max!

What's 1 really good way to show your online boyfriend that your not a pervert?

Questioni'm not a pervert...
but my online boyfriend doesn't completely trust me...
how do i make him trust me?

Answer: he is your online bf so behave him that way only..get a real bf which will help and you can easily convience a a real bf instead of online one....

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Friday, January 9, 2009

If i was a foreign citizen and wanted to spy for the CIA in my home country, how do i contact them?

Answer: You will make a good spy. I can tell you are not so bright. Why don't you put all this effort in to getting a real job, and make your father proud.

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Thursday, January 8, 2009

What is NIFOC stand for in an instant message?

Answer: It stands for "naked in front of computer". Someone must like you!

See original question here.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Should women be able to vote?

Answer: I am coping an answer to another question here.

Since women have gotten the right to Vote

- Divorce rates have gone up
- Reports of rape have gone up
- Teen pregnancy has gone up
- drug abuse has gone up
- drunk drive deaths have gone up
- air plane crashes have gone up

One does not have anything to do with the other but it is still kind of funny how much bad stuff has happened since then.

See original question here.

Is it true george bush likes men?

Answer: I dont know i dont like in the states

See original question and additional answers here.

What should I tell my friends for helping me out yesterday...?

Question: ok my friends all stayed and helped me out because not last night but the night before my dad and me got into a fight and he threatened me. I was scared to go home and I wanted to go to my friend Becca's house. My mom wouldn't let me though and she told the counsler if I didn't come home she was calling the cops, well with me being very scared and all my best friends that I can ever have stayed there with me and tried to talk me in to going home and staying in my room. I finally said ok and they all took me home. Then When I was getting out I got my finger stuck in Becca's side door will trying to let my friend Bry outof the back. I don't know what I can do to thank them?? I wrote Becca a note but I don't know if I will see her.. Can anyone help me??

Answer: make them all macaroni picture frame with a group photo
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Monday, January 5, 2009

Why did Harvey Milk kill all those people at city hall?

Question: I heard that some gay guy named Harvey Milk is like a hero because he went into city hall and shot some people. Why is he a hero and why did he kill those people? Was he dying of aids and just mad at the world or something? How would that make him some kind of messiah? Was he cooler than Obama?