Saturday, January 31, 2009

Hi My Date of Birth is 9th october 1982, 18:20 hours in kolkata. Can i be successful in farm product bussiness?

Question: I have Mithun Rashi but Rahu is also placed in Mithun... I have saturn and jupiter together in tula. I have sun mercury (retrogate) and venus in kanya. I want to know wether i will have any heigher education? Also saturn in 7th house denote problem in married life and very late much difficult will be my married life...I also have Mangal in scorpio...most of the astrologer said that mangal in its own sign in mesha lagna cancels the mangalik dosh...Is that really so??? please help

One more issues is neechasta venus with tungasta mercury gets a bepareet raj least thats what many people said?? does that means i can be into music compositions and guitating etc??

Answer: my deepest apologies, but finding someone with the ability to tell you your future over the internet. only a psychic with that sort of ability could tell you.
you also don't really give enough detail for anyone to know.
i have some psychic ability, and even though this is not my area of expertise, i can tell you that much.

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Why is becoming an Air Traffic Controller hard?

Question: I've heard its hard.. can someone tell me why that is? I have a good memory.. I can make quick decisions.. long hours would not be a problem cause I have insomnia and don't need sleep.. love planes and helping people keep their lives :)

Answer: as long as you can keep your life it's fine. highest suicide rate of any job out there..


Question: What are the physical signs that someone is using crack? Is it normal to sleep for more than 12 hours? Please help!!!

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Why are these cartoon avatars hot porn star like but the women they represent are ugly and fat?

Question: Do any of you look remotely like your animated avatar? Not her fat ugly sister? Does avatar porn exist and where do I download it?

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Have You Ever Become A Gawker Because This Boy/Girl Looked So Good?

Question: I Did It For The First Time Today, She Looked Like A 100 Dollar Bill.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

What sexuality would you say i am?

Question: Im neither gay, bi, or straight. some people call me asexual but thats not possible because that would mean i could reproduce without a sperm. so how would you say my sexuality?

Answer: definitely homosexual.

Who would win a fight between a million army ants and a man with 10,000 cans of Raid?

Question: Does the army ants reputation precede them? Are they overrated? Can one man only armed with limitless cans of Raid hope to defeat them in combat? In a fight to the death.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Is Taco Bell real ?

Question: My brother, jerimis, keeps on tellung me about this place where they sell tacos for about a dollar called Taco Bell. Is this place real or is he lying?

Answer: yes it's real
and now they even have tacos of your choice starting at .89

Asker's Rating:
5 out of 5
Asker's Comment:
THANK YOU. I went there and It was great! I bought a toco supreme and a crunch wrap supreme!! YUM!

How long do you get for trafficking?

Question: my brother got caught in hawaii in a drug sting and was charged with selling drugs witin a 1000ft. of a school about five pounds worth of metanphetamine

Answer: Your brother is in luck! While creating, and being in, traffic is quite a nuisance, it is not illegal. I am 87 years young and I drive very slow causing much traffic behind me. I've been caught before, even near a school, and there is nothing they can do. The whippersnappers. I've also been caught, not looking back when backing up, refusal to see a red light, and not being able to see over the steering wheel. They can't do anything. To hell with them. It's your electric horse carriage, you can do what you want.

Monday, January 26, 2009

How do you send a complaint to Google?

Question: Today Google did not post a doodle for Chinese New Year on their homepage and I would like to let them know. Where can I find an email to send a complaint to?

Have you ever heard anyone call President Obama "B-Rock" (barack)?

Question: At first, I thought it sounded cool, but then I thought it could be derogatory, which is it? What would B-rock mean in slang terms?

Answer: i call him barry

See original question here. Thanks to Tricia for pointing out this informative question.

Friday, January 23, 2009

My boyfriend has genital herpes can i still get pregnant by him?

Question: Ok so my boyfriend told me he has genital herpes. Is it possible for me to get pregnant by him in a safe way? Also, am i guaranteed to have genital herpes if we have unprotected sex?

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Why do people call me a chode at work?

QuestionWhen I do something good at work, people say 'nice job Chode'. When I ask what that means, they say its just a saying. What does it mean?

Best Answer (chosen by Asker): Its a compliments. A very high one at that. You should be proud, you're doing a good job and the people at work are letting you know it. Keep it up! And when someone else does something good around the job, be sure to let them know by saying the same thing. You da man!

Asker's Rating:

5 out of 5

Thank you. It made me feel good. 
See original question here . Thanks for the tip, Max !

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

How many candles are burning in your home right now?

QuestionI have in the living room...and a small one in the kitchen......I love candles...don't you?

Best Answer: Judy, I can't go a day without my candles. There's just something about candles that can sooth me like nothing else.
To be honest, I will spend more money on candles than anything else. I'm not a very materialistic person but I will go over- board when buying candles. lol

It's about 10:00pm here and I have 6 candles burning.

I have two burning in my bathroom and three in the livingroom where I am currently on my laptop. The other is in my kitchen. 

I love taking a nice hot bath with my candles glowing. 

That's when I'm at my most relaxed.
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Would Aretha Franklin's hat been cooler if it had light-up features or shot in the sky when she finished?

Answer: I think it should have started turning like a giant propeller and then she could have lifted off and flown away.

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If you had a choice between Barack Obama inauguration or having a orgy with 5 of the wwe diva's what would you?

QuestionI would have the orgy with Layla,Maria,Mickie James,Michelle Mccool and Lilian Garcia.

Answer: An orgy with 5 WWE divas because i can Tivo the Inauguration and watch it later..Mickie James, Melina, Kelly Kelly, The Bellas
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

If an identical twin comitted a crime, would both twins be trialed?

Question: i'm working on a sciecommittedect with genes and i MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please, do tell...

Answer (by Mr. Smart Guy): Good question.

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Is fitness guru Richard Simmons really gay?

Or do people just say that because he has a high voice and loves his Mother? If he is not and doesn't live that way shouldn't the public stop picking on him?

Answer: dont know

and i really dont care

but he sure acts kinda fruity

but you seem to be quite upset over this, are you gay?

do you have a high voice?

do you love your mother?

do you wish people would stop picking on you?

its strange that youre so passionate about such a random topic

See original question here. Thanks to Emma for forwarding this.

Monday, January 12, 2009

What does it mean when someone wants to put "black" inside you?

Question: I heard this from a song by N.E.R.D.

Answer 1: According to all likelihood, it means "when someone wants to turn you into a mean person."
Example: In Star Wars, the bad guys want to get the good guy joining the "dark side of the force," in attempting to arouse anger. In Spiderman III, an obscure and unclear form of alien life turn the good guy into a bad one.
You see the picture.
Answer 2: Oo that means you're in real trouble. GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!
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What's 1 really good way to show your online boyfriend that your not a pervert?

Questioni'm not a pervert...
but my online boyfriend doesn't completely trust me...
how do i make him trust me?

Answer: he is your online bf so behave him that way only..get a real bf which will help and you can easily convience a a real bf instead of online one....

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Friday, January 9, 2009

If i was a foreign citizen and wanted to spy for the CIA in my home country, how do i contact them?

Answer: You will make a good spy. I can tell you are not so bright. Why don't you put all this effort in to getting a real job, and make your father proud.

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Thursday, January 8, 2009

What is NIFOC stand for in an instant message?

Answer: It stands for "naked in front of computer". Someone must like you!

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Should women be able to vote?

Answer: I am coping an answer to another question here.

Since women have gotten the right to Vote

- Divorce rates have gone up
- Reports of rape have gone up
- Teen pregnancy has gone up
- drug abuse has gone up
- drunk drive deaths have gone up
- air plane crashes have gone up

One does not have anything to do with the other but it is still kind of funny how much bad stuff has happened since then.

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Is it true george bush likes men?

Answer: I dont know i dont like in the states

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What should I tell my friends for helping me out yesterday...?

Question: ok my friends all stayed and helped me out because not last night but the night before my dad and me got into a fight and he threatened me. I was scared to go home and I wanted to go to my friend Becca's house. My mom wouldn't let me though and she told the counsler if I didn't come home she was calling the cops, well with me being very scared and all my best friends that I can ever have stayed there with me and tried to talk me in to going home and staying in my room. I finally said ok and they all took me home. Then When I was getting out I got my finger stuck in Becca's side door will trying to let my friend Bry outof the back. I don't know what I can do to thank them?? I wrote Becca a note but I don't know if I will see her.. Can anyone help me??

Answer: make them all macaroni picture frame with a group photo
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Monday, January 5, 2009

Why did Harvey Milk kill all those people at city hall?

Question: I heard that some gay guy named Harvey Milk is like a hero because he went into city hall and shot some people. Why is he a hero and why did he kill those people? Was he dying of aids and just mad at the world or something? How would that make him some kind of messiah? Was he cooler than Obama?