What do you make a comeback to someone that says Dont rape me?

Question: like if you say someone is gay or stupid (like a burn or insult)

Answer: can't rape the willing

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Why does Whoopi Goldberg not have eyebrows!?!?!?

Answer: She is surprised at nothing so she doesn't need 'em.

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Twice now my wife has turned on her mobile phone and has just fell to the floor like fainting.?

Question: Has this happen to any other person?

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Does anyone else who saw "Yes Man" with their parents think that it was awkward?

Question: I saw it with my parents and brother and everything was was SOOO awkward. I thought that the movie was hilarious, but my laughter was constricted by the awkwardness.

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Is it illegal to walk around naked in your house with the blinds open?

Additional details: I love being naked, i think i'm a nudist, i have a small wiener too, well its small when its flacid... i like to think its evolution because it gets as small as possible when not in use and then when its ready.... BAM average length penis

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What should I do with my childrens dungeon?

Question: My kids spend so much time down here in the dungeon. lol How do you think I can lighten it up and make it more comfortable for them?

Answer: It needs carpet....and bright accessories since everything is black white or silver. I kind of like the look of the unfinished ceiling though. Just add some plants that don't require much light, and plenty of colorful bright accessories and wall hangings. Or paint the walls a cheery color like pale green or blue.

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Im gonna punch my computer in the face!?

Answer: you go girl.....

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If someone who normally has small penis due to fatness, when he loses weight will his penis grow?

Question: what can you say? 

i am fat and my penis is small. is it possible that when I lose weight and become sexy, my penis will become longer?

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Should I invite these asians to my party?

Question: 

Party info:
-A party of 20-30, friends from school and outside the school (ages 15-19)
- Dress up party/semi-formal( like a prom but tie is suit and tie are optional)
-I'm the host (all expenses are on me)
- Reason: celebrating the end of a good school year
-10 PM A teen club/bar which can serve alcohol if there's an adult supervision, I happen to have friends who are 18 years old coming to my party..(my friends from Rotary Interact)
-Around 12 Midnight, we go to my house, have drinks while swimming, then games or play, then we all sleepover

Why am I planning now?:
Because early reservation is required for this bar because it's always full in summer.

My question:
Should I invite these asians(Vietnamese, Filipinos, Chinese, etc.) to my party?

My reason not to:
1 I'm not comfortable with them because I think they won't enjoy my party....since I think they're not use to the culture of parties and the majority of people are white
2 I'm not really friends with them, but we talk sometimes
3 Awkward sometimes

My reason to invite them:
1I don't want to be perceived as racist or an elitist
2Well, I know them.....


I'm just wondering, because right now I am really confused...



Uhmm but I almost don't talk to these asian people...

and I was once involved in a word-fight between this viet guy who thought that i was hitting on her asian girlfriend..AHHH!


private school btw..

Answer 1: Don't invite them IMO they don't know how to party

Answer 2: If you invite the Filipinos...it's going to turn into a dance party..trust me..

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What can I do to make people stop hating me?

Question: Ok this is what happened, I found a test and all the answers to. i then sent this test to a bunch of people on myspace. The next day, I got caught by a snitch who snitched me out, becasue he found out that I sent it. I got detention, then the people who looked at the answers started to get detention. Right now it is like 25-30 people. No one is talking to me and people yell at me. And I hear girls talking bad stuff behind my back. What can i do to make people stop hating me, I don't think they will ever get over it.

Answers: (o)

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'We The People' on the American Constitution is in what writing font?

Question: i'm looking to find out what Font wrighting is We The People is on the American Constitutuion so i can use that font in a Word Prosseser

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Thanks, Josh!

Is it safe to wear a vibrator under my clothes while im at school?

Question: So i have this vibrator and i had an idea. I figured i could put it in me and then wear my clothes over top of it. Then go to school with it in me.

Would that be dangerous to my health? I don't think it would be since you do the same with a tampon only it doesn't vibrate. But i want to be sure.

Answer:

It wouldn't be dangerous, except if you are using it in your rectum.
Test have shown that men who use vibrators in their rectum are more likely to develop rectal cancer.
The vibrations make changes in the cells of the big insistent that lead to a cancer that can not be controlled and the only treatment for this type cancer is surgical removal of a large part of the bowel.
Source(s):

Mri & xray tect.

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Ladies I've been constipated for six days. Somebody suggested prunes. Do I take them orally or anally?

Question: I bought a pack of dried ones but there are no instructions on the pack.

Answer: you can take them either way


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My mother just woke from a drunk stupor and asked where her mother's day present is. What do I tell her?

Answer: wrap up a candle you have laying around the house for her

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Does curly hair look like pupes???

Answer: YES, YES, GET THEM SHAVED IF THERE DARK, LOOKS ALOT LIKE MUFF

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