Ladies I've been constipated for six days. Somebody suggested prunes. Do I take them orally or anally?

Question: I bought a pack of dried ones but there are no instructions on the pack.

Answer: you can take them either way


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My mother just woke from a drunk stupor and asked where her mother's day present is. What do I tell her?

Answer: wrap up a candle you have laying around the house for her

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Have You Ever Become A Gawker Because This Boy/Girl Looked So Good?

Question: I Did It For The First Time Today, She Looked Like A 100 Dollar Bill.

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Would Aretha Franklin's hat been cooler if it had light-up features or shot in the sky when she finished?

Answer: I think it should have started turning like a giant propeller and then she could have lifted off and flown away.

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