I think you answered the question..

If you wanted to meet Nelson Mandela how would you go about it?

Question: Do you have any ideas on where, when and how he most often meets with the public?

Answer: Break into his house?

See original question here.

Could you take on the Joker in a wrestling match?

Question: if so, what match:
a) Ladder match
b) Cage match
c) TLC Match - Tables Ladders & Chairs
d) Tag team match w/ one of you contacts (who?)
or
d) in EXTREME RULES

Thanks to Anthony for this puzzling question. Link here.

Why does Whoopi Goldberg not have eyebrows!?!?!?

Answer: She is surprised at nothing so she doesn't need 'em.

Thanks to Brodie for the link.

Am I sick to think that the guys on shows like Gossip Girl are totally hot?

Question: OK, before you call me a pedophile, hear me out. I was watching one of those shows about high school students (you know, the ones where the actors probably aren't in high school anyways), and couldn't help but think that the guys on those shows are really hot! Like, has anyone ever seen Zach Effron? Is it wrong for me to think this? I am 25. Do any other adult females feel the same way?

Answer: It's only weird because you're the new Cardinal of the New York Catholic diocese.

See original question here.

Why is this change w/Jay Leno even happening? Conan O'Brian admits his parents paid for him to have a show did?

Question: Did O'Brien's family pay for him to take over the tonight show which almost kicked Jay out completely? What is really going on?

See original question here. 

Is fitness guru Richard Simmons really gay?

Or do people just say that because he has a high voice and loves his Mother? If he is not and doesn't live that way shouldn't the public stop picking on him?

Answer: dont know

and i really dont care

but he sure acts kinda fruity

but you seem to be quite upset over this, are you gay?

do you have a high voice?

do you love your mother?

do you wish people would stop picking on you?

its strange that youre so passionate about such a random topic

See original question here. Thanks to Emma for forwarding this.